Lol. Twice a week I shop for my octo and nonagenarians.
Never ceases to blow my mind the level of bakery and fruit bat purchases I deal with.
Me? That’s my portable slice of head cheese, my triple shot of espresso with a shot of heavy cream, and my slice of “The Blue Jay” handcrafted quintuple cream bleu cheese infused with juniper berry. Don’t buy it. You’ll cause a shortage.
BEST FUCKING CHEESE EVAR
