Hot Dog Water

(Janelle) #1

I have not been keto for long but I’ve experienced the “there’s nothing here I can have” feeling. Well, no longer. Yeah - just say no.

I think it’s a joke against Goop - Gwyneth Paltrow’s ridiculous “health” and lifestyle company. It’s “keto-compatible” though.

(MelissaH) #3

$39 for a bottle of water?? What’s wrong with people

(Janelle) #4

I really think that’s the point. He’s highlighting that some of these things are just ridiculous (like the Goop product line for which Gwyneth Paltrow has been sued). Hot dog water is pretty stupid at any price.

(MelissaH) #5

It’s an attention getter for sure!

("Don't call it calories, call it food") #6

Hahaha! This has totally made my morning.

(Running from stupidity) #7

He could have made a FORTUNE by setting up a booth out the front and selling that stuff for real. Perfect target audience.

#8

I feel like a child that’s wandered in to the middle of a movie. I have no idea what’s going on. Can someone please explain this all to me slowly?

(Running from stupidity) #9

Actor Gwenyth Paltrow is a snake-oil salesperson who sells insanely-priced snake oil (do you have your jade vaginal egg yet?) to people who have a large disposable income and severely-limited critical faculties. This dude is satirising them both.

#10

On my Christmas list! Crossing my fingers!!!

#11

Wtf is the egg for? Normal kegels not enough?

(Running from stupidity) #12

Dude, please! It’s a JADE egg! From GOOP! Which is from GWENYTH! She’s an ACTOR!

(Sheri Knauer) #13

If this hotdog water sells, then she is a genius! I happen to think the idea is stupid…

(Betsy) #14

It’s nowhere near as good as tuna water.

(Carl Keller) #15

Meh… Doesn’t say the hotdog water is organic or grass fed. Plus I would need to buy some mustard water if I bought this…

(Janelle) #16

My cats would agree.

(Betsy) #17

This is actually a cologne, not for eating or drinking/eating and drinking.

(Betsy) #18

Cat’s are smart.
My dog says she needs to try it before deciding.