Whether you’re participating in Obligatory Romantic Gesture day or not, you could always help purify yourself with Lupercalia sacrifices.
Either way, I loves ya all.
Whether you’re participating in Obligatory Romantic Gesture day or not, you could always help purify yourself with Lupercalia sacrifices.
Either way, I loves ya all.
If you hadn’t guessed, I’m really fricken bored at the moment. So bored in fact that I’ve finally broken my .gif cherry. At least now I’m not bored & hungry, stuffing my face with carbs, carbs & yet more carbs.
I had to look up Lupercalia.
Tell you what, if any naked guy thinks he can hit me with a sweaty goat skin thong he’s got another think coming.
It would make a really entertaining 5 K race though, seen from afar.
I heard a story once about a tribesman who went to the tribal shaman because he felt ill, and the treatment was to chew on a strip of beef hide. The next day, he returns to the shaman, who says, “What’s wrong? Didn’t the treatment work?” The man replies, “Sorry doc. The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on.”