Funny reaction to my food order

(Linda Culbreth) #21

Easier for you to gain the 60 lbs than him to gain even 6 I.Q. points, much less 60…

(Keto in Katy) #22

That’s a lot of ass carbs

#23

“Yes, I am, I think. I’m missing out on skin problems, early aging, diabetes, acid reflux, a lowered immune system, size XXXL, and a liver that hates my guts, pun intended. She’s not the worst, it’s the doctors who think eating bacon will cause ketoacidosis that freak me out. It’s the primary reason I don’t mention keto to anyone anymore. Wading through the Duh uses up all my energy”

You said it!

I picked up a coffee to go today and went to the deli area where I asked if they had “real butter”. “Oh yes, sure” they replied. When I asked for about a tablespoon in a plastic dish they acquiesced; but the girl at the cash register was hilarious. I could see her mind churning as she tried to decide if this (butter in a plastic cup) was something to charge me for in addition to my coffee. So, I helped her out and said “It’s just butter, because you don’t have real cream”. There was that DUH moment, priceless! But it gave me a much needed smile too :smiley:

(Stickin' with mammoth) #24

I’ve already proved myself in that arena, why do ya think I’m here?

(Stickin' with mammoth) #25

Ain’t that the truth. I’ve all but given up on take out coffee because even their “heavy whipping cream” tastes like milk now.

(Sophie) #26

I would have said…If not the IQ addition, then how about an extra 3" :rofl:

(Ethan) #27

I have had similar situations, and I have a one-word response I give:

FALSE!

#28

I admit that is where I thought she was going with that. lol

(Judi Campion) #29

I hate samples being pushed on me. My pat answer is No Thank you I have fatal food allergies. That usually shuts them up.

(Doug) #30

:smile::sunglasses::smile: (I have people looking at me, thinking, “What the heck is he laughing about…?”)

(Doug) #31

You never know - sometimes people will surprise you… “Well now, my dear, that is not a bad idea - it would put me at an impressive 4”…

(Chris W) #32

When offered samples, I just say “no thanks, I don’t eat processed foods” I have never been offered a sample of real food, only processed.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #33

I couldn’t fault him on his car but he was a lousy driver.

(Sophie) #34

OMG I Just Snorted Water Outta My Nose!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

(Mark) #35

:rofl:

#36

You’re not lying. We all do… or did.

(Bacon, Not Stirred) #37

I don’t know if it’s fatal, but it sure is damn uncomfortable. I got some accidental sugar poisoning this week, and I was throwing up and diarrhea sick with sweats and fatigue. I’ll never trust anyone again.

(Keto in Katy) #38

Oh snap

(Judi Campion) #39

I’m so sorry this happened to you. It is going to be difficult when someone deliberately deceived you.

(Michele) #40

Oh the pleasant things that have been said to me in the past. “You would be a much nicer person if you were smaller” said by the boyfriends parents (we didn’t last that long and I was only about 70kg not exactly obese!). Complete strangers yelling “fat bitch!” while filling my car with fuel.