From that bastion of nutritional science, DailyMail.com, comes this beauty:
This wisdom comes from Yanni Papanikolaou, formerly “Director, Nutrition Marketing, Morning Foods” for Kellogg’s. His company, Nutritional Strategies Inc., doesn’t appear to have a website but it does know about the health ills we’ll suffer if we don’t indulge in “breads, rolls, tortillas and ready-to-eat cereals.” Yes – it lists ready-to-eat-cereals as something we need to be healthy.
Thank goodness he’s looking out for us.