One thing that bums me out, however, is that you have all adopted the word “guy” and lost all the other lovely words: fellow, chap, bloke, and so forth. I always loved the irony that we used the word “guy” indiscriminately, even though Guy Fawkes Day is unknown here; whereas you used never used to use the word, despite the annual observance of the fifth of November (“The gunpowder treason and plot”).
Everything’s becoming too homogenised. How can we make fun of people for using funny words, if we’re all using the same words?