Actually, what I was thinking was fuck you added sugar, but I don’t think you can blur topic titles.
I went to a brunch fundraiser this morning and avoided all kinds of starchy and carby items on the buffet. I stuck to salad, ham and a couple deviled eggs. Sound fine, right? But the salad dressing was so sweet I nearly spit it out. I saw the brand on the bottle, so I looked it up when I got home: 14g in 2 tablespoons! Vinagrette needs precisely zero sugar in it. Ugh.
Then I stopped at the grocery store on the way home and came home without mayonnaise–because there were zero versions in any brand that didn’t have added sugar. Again mayo needs zero sugar. And now I have to make an extra trip to Trader Joe’s to buy mayo.
It’s one thing avoiding foods that should have carbs or starches in them like bread, but adding sugar to things that shouldn’t have it, just pisses me off.