Ohhhhh well what are you doing wasting your time with the trade union, when you could be giving that old umbrella razzle dazzle to tens and tens of interested people?
Could you do keto / carnivore / LCHF diets on benefits?
There was a thread a while back where someone did not make much, and was asking for how to afford this diet. That had a lot of good ideas in it.
You’d really have to concentrate on sales and different stores, as everything (including gas/petrol) as gotten expensive.
I dunno.
It’s a pain sometimes, unpaid stress!
You get ready to hand over to someone, then ‘something’ happens, and you’re like 'I need to stay and get this done, because nobody else is going to do it (without making a complete ■■■■ out of it).
Ultimately rewarding though, when you help people for nothing. 
Awwww see youre not just whacky, you’re also sweet. A good combo. I like that. 
Yeah Bob.
It’s very topical right now over here, I don’t know whatit’s like over there?
Actually, I do a wee bit…I’ve watched some YT videos.
This world…I dunno.
No worries. I’m hard to bring down with topics. I can talk about anything.
I could just stop watching the news you know.
Bury my head in the sand (most of it is sh ite anyway).
But then that’s how people get messed up in the first place.
I’m what many would consider a “conspiracy theorist”, so I really try to crack the crust of the ■■■■ pile, and poke at the soft underbelly of the world.
If I was forced to eat carbs due to financial circumstances I would buy carby vegetables like potatoes and corn. They are cheap, filling and not a processed food. And probably dried beans but not rice. When I wore my CGM the largest spike I had in the 10 days I wore it (it quit 4 days early) was eating fried rice. OTOH, my glucose also came down just as sharply.
Sorry just watching the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham, UK.
It’s some show. Look it up after it finished- still running at present.
Nothing wrong with keeping a check on the world…as long as you don’t ‘weird it out.’
A lot iof CT s fiction, and I enjoy looking at that too. Most of it is fiction.
Oh, btw! You wanted to disect my brain? LOL?
I can’t allow that sorry…I’ve already donated it to science, fiction, research 
All good. 
Great advice!
Me?
I’d go fishing, literally to fill the protein gap.
But then, how would one pay for the permit?
Baked potatoes with butter and sour cream could be pretty filling, and a lot of calories.
I’d like to see you try and stop me 
Thanks, man! I appreciate you.
Gone Fishin’ got me thinking that the real way to do cheap keto has to be stepping away from what we think about food, which has become that it comes from a restaurant or from the nicest aisles of a grocery store, period, like it somehow grows there. You can probably find a butcher willing to sell you animal “discards” for very little. - bones, skin, organs and fat are all perfectly good keto nutrition, in fact they may be better for your complete diet than pure muscle. Insects are a good protein source (sometimes fat too) and in our world, they’re free. Going fishing, going hunting, both do you well if you’re successful.
Would I resort to those things rather than give in and get calories from carbs? … well, probably not. But I think I technically Could stay keto even if my money got short.
Well they can’t be more poor than me (to put it lightly. well I just mean income, it’s very individual how much one must spend on rent or whatnot) and the food prices don’t seem to be worse there so of course.
I wondered about such things before. I am not fully sure that my cheapest food isn’t carnivore or close to it. Yeah, theoretically I could plan something horrible and super cheap but I couldn’t live on it. Carbs make me hungry, I need even more proper food if I eat them.
While I could eat cheaper meats (the most obvious one, the cheapest chicken can’t be used in bigger amounts as it has zero satiation level to me when used alone. but it probably is fine for others). I would need to say goodbye to most of my eggs as they are too expensive (it seems UK has similar prices)… No, I already go as low as I can without wanting to seriously off myself when I do carnivore (my off days cost more unless it’s my rare beefy day, that’s expensive even with the cheapest cut)…
BUT if I really must, I could have used the ultimate cheap AND still satiating item, split peas. In moderation so it will be still keto I suppose…
So no, it makes no sense for me to eat carbs due to financial reasons (I have all the financial reasons and I am GOOD at eating at a budget. I probably spend the price of 100g ribeye on my food per day (okay I have no idea about the prices, I probably found a fancier one)… Unless split peas but I only like them as dahl and a tiny bit per year is more than enough… So nope, I would eat little and slim down if I wouldn’t have my current food money (that I don’t know how much is currently as we have some unusual inflation now due to the war).
Except some fruits from my garden and from the wild BUT that helps nothing when hungry, doesn’t help with nutrients, it’s just sugar in my eyes, okay, may be useful, I can consider my workout extra calories free in fruit season or something…
Wait, I looked up the price of gluten. Very great. I could eat seitan with legumes. And some eggs and the cheapest meats. Still keto. It would make zero sense to buy starch or sugar.
I wouldn’t eat potatoes. It’s good calories/price but I need protein sources and not hunger-inducing carbs.
I promptly would make my vegetable consumption zero. I already know they don’t worth it the money, I can drink tap water and okay, I lose a tiny joy but not much else. They are too carby so hunger inducing too. Nope, I would buy the mentioned items, mostly.
I can stop eating mustard I suppose…
But I think I went too deep already.
Chicken frame costs almost nothing and it’s 50% meat (and it makes a soup)… That’s the cheapest meat I know. £0.7 per kg? Ridiculous
Nothing else is that cheap, maybe the cheapest water 
I don’t like tasteless supermarket chicken but it can be enhanced and it’s survival, not maximal joy… I would need to add stuff to be satiating but it can be used.
Way too low protein so I could eat 1-2 kg and be super hungry. It surely can work for many people! Just not for me, at all.
Besides, I already can’t afford butter, it’s a luxury item. I still use 2g on some days but I will stop. I have WAY cheaper and still nice fat options, not like I can afford added fat but with chicken frame meat I guess I could, that’s pretty lean 
Sour cream isn’t the best price wise so I would use that very, very sparingly too. It is kinda cheap but I get almost as much lard for the same price, that’s WAY more calories and both are bad at satiating me but calories still help a bit so more fat is better…
I would collect walnuts at autumn, that’s pretty serious. Walnuts are absolutely everywhere here.
Rosehips are quite sugary but still tiny amount, still, I walk, I see and eat them during it, it’s good for some steps 
I can collect mushrooms but they are almost no calories so they wouldn’t help. I would burn more calories while chasing them - while I do need my walks…
Someone should stop me…
I think for me, if I was forced into that situation by circumstance, temporary or otherwise…
I’d do high protein pulses, like lentils and chick peas; then sardines/mackerel (salmon would be a treat, not the norm). Bacon, even the cheapest crap I could get.
Everything else would be a bonus. I know i’d go higher on cheap ramen noodles before long.

Whenever people say they need to do keto on a budget, they go for thing which are luxury items to me 
I can’t afford salmon for Christmas
(Maybe I do but I let my SO eat all the 250g salmon we bought last time. One supermarket chain had good prices for it.) All fish would be out, too expensive, maybe whole hake on sale would work but I get pork on some super sale for that money… And turkey for WAY cheaper (on -50% sale). Oh yep, turkey, I would eat more of that if I was even poorer. Way better than chicken and except chicken frame, the same price.
I love lentils
Not the cheapest legume (that’s split peas and they become a mush all alone) but very nice… Beans are either meh or too expensive… Not so bad, I am a hedonist, I understand but yeah, not the cheapest option when one means business when it’s about money.
I say again. -50% sales on pretty okay meat. We have a hypermarket for that.
Oh good old days, maybe a decade ago when they sold “salmon scraps” for almost nothing, seriously, it was the cheapest meat (except chicken frame)! And they were easily like, 300g salmon slices with skin, full edible parts…
There are opportunities here and there.
So many people are super bad with money.
