Who was that masked man?
Crikey! The sheriff has busted out of his containment cell like a … (mmrff gnn grrf eerg) … no, no, no, bad analogy.
Stay safe Joey. I’ll catch up at the end of this quarantine. Now rub yourself down with epsom salts and take a relaxing warm soapy (decontaminating) bath with all scented herb candles around you. STAT!
That’s it. I declare the Iraq war over. This crisis has been averted. The plague of community sharing has stopped right here. We have discovered this thing is spread by smiles doh!