Confessional - Forgive me liver for I have sinned


(TJ Borden) #1

I had an evening that definitely caused me to be thrown off my high keto horse. I also reminded myself that keto is a lifestyle, not just a daily macro count.

Although I’m not a Catholic, I realize that for many of us (myself included), this forum helps to serve as an accountability tool. I thought veterans and newbies alike might benefit from a place to confess our keto sins and find comfort in small reminders that life happens.

I don’t want this to be a place for shaming, but a place to acknowledge our keto sins, and to remind ourselves that keto is a journey and that it’s important to not dwell on hiccups, but to move past them; to get back on the horse and to KCKO…

I’ll start with my evening. I stopped by a local tap house (that’s beer douche for beer bar) where I used to frequent multiple times a week, but hadn’t been to in months, and had a few beers. That in of itself isn’t necessarily the worst, but in my impaired judgment that followed, I ended up moving on to another bar and ordering nachos. Then onto a third bar where I added to my evening of debauchery with a burger and fries.

As I type this, I’m fighting the urge to vomit. If reminds me of my early 20’s when I’d stay out way too late and drink way to much. The funny part is, it’s not that I’m drunk, I just feel like shit because I’ve probably had more carbs today than the rest of the month of April combine. Right now I’m thinking I’ll fast this weekend and maybe make an appointment to get a “KCKO” tattoo, so I’ll never forget.


(Ron) #2

OHHHHH, You are going to hurt in the morning! I feel the pain already.
Guess we will see you in a couple days when you can type again!:exploding_head::sob::flushed::face_vomiting::dizzy_face::cold_sweat::upside_down_face::expressionless:


#3

Ha. I just finished the Camino (not Keto because I lost weight and needed to eat the available food). I celebrated with sparkling wine. I feel it this morning! I did not have carb food. I had nice chicken wings.


(Jan) #4

I went out with friends last night, first time since going keto. A friend offered me 2 activated charcoal capsules to fend off any hangover symptoms, as I was trying to stay keto. Well, I ended up going off keto after a few drinks, but this morning I feel fine and will get right back on keto today. I’m also going to purchase some activated charcoal and keep on hand for future use.


(Karen) #5

Last Sunday…donuts, cheese and lots of crackers, Cheetos, Reeses. Serious binge. Helped move in all the Hospice equipment into my parent’s livingroom. :worried:
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update: 42 hour fast starting 5 pm Sunday night. Keto week. Weighed in this morning. 159 lb, so back to where I was. Very ketoney this morning. Breath, skin, very fruity.


(*Rusty* Instagram: @Rustyk61) #6

Yesterday I went and drank beer also. Probably 10 to 15 12oz glasses. Then came home and ate clean, just ate too much. Drinking beer does that to me. Got up this morning and my BKetones tested at 2.9.


(Bunny) #7

Our Baker who art at Krispy Kreme, hallowed be thy donuts. Thy donut come. Thy bacon will be well done, in a pan or in the oven. Give us this day our daily bacon; and forgive us our dounutness, as we forgive those who donut against us; and lead us not into donutness, but deliver us from Krispy Kreme’s.

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(TJ Borden) #8

And all the people said, amen :pray: