At least Give McDonald's an 'A' for Effort

(KetoQ) #1

https://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-mcdonalds-big-mac-bacon-20190109-story.html

(Running from stupidity) #2

Bacon, whose popularity has surged over the past decade, is a good bet.

Heh, bacon is a person.

Not that I care, I’m eating it anyway, but still.

(Katie the Quiche Scoffing Stick Ninja ) #3

Did you know that the Vegans have baconnaise? Which is mayonnaise with crunchy bits that tastes like bacon.
Wtf, WHY?
I don’t get why these people try and imitate shit they won’t eat!

(Full Metal KETO AF) #4

Adding bacon to crap still equals crap.

Bacon is magical but it can’t save you from all chemicals and carbs!

Sorry, still poison…(silence no applause):sunglasses::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon:

#5

You should look up the YouTube video of the girl who made a “Vegan fried egg,” it was the wildest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

(Katie the Quiche Scoffing Stick Ninja ) #6

I’m afraid if I watch that now it’ll be enough internet for today, lol

(Karen) #7

Wish they’d lettuce wrap things

#8

Keto cannibal. :arrow_up:

(Running from stupidity) #9

I hate people, so it’s not like it matters!

#10

It wouldn’t be Keto cannibalism unless it were Soylent Green tho.

#11

I thought it was “A” for addiction?

(Sheri Knauer) #12

It could be “A” for adiposity.

(less is more, more or less) #13

(James) #14

(KetoQ) #15

Heh, bacon is a person.

Not that I care, I’m eating it anyway, but still.

Juice, I guess that makes you the Hannibal Lecter of Keto.

“Whenever feasible, one should always try to eat the rude.”
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

(KetoQ) #16

Screenack, I didn’t see your post before mine, but great minds think alike.

(KCKO, KCFO 🥥) #17

Ya, the soy based fake bacon stuff has been around forever. In my vegetarian phase, I could eat a whole jar in a couple of days, put it on everything. I was too stupid to take the hint my body was giving me, so 40+ years later, here I am eating the real bacon.

(Katie the Quiche Scoffing Stick Ninja ) #18

you have seen the light :grin: