đŸ„ș Artisanal Plant-based Meats and Cheeses - I.E. Frankenfood

(Michael - When reality fails to meet expectations, the problem is not reality.) #1

I don’t think they mean ‘processed by cows’:

(Full Metal KETO AF) #2

Ever wonder why a vegan craves this stuff? You’d think the very concept would gross them out since it’s emotionally based eating. Plants shaped into products resembling dead animal flesh? The underlying craving for fatty protein that the vegetarian/vegan diet cannot supply met? Such a great thing that the modern world can produce highly processed foods for emotionally challenged suffering vegans so their denial can be a sustainable lifestyle choice. :laughing::joy::joy::grin::wink::cowboy_hat_face:

(Windmill Tilter) #3

Careful, we might catch some flak right back from them for chaffles, and keto cupcakes
 :yum:

(Full Metal KETO AF) #4

Not me @Don_Q , that stuff isn’t really part of my food. And they aren’t highly processed crap foods like fake meat anyway. Flak away!

(squirrel-kissing paper tamer) #5

I had to Google: Definition of meat after looking at this site. I think they’re playing fast and loose with this word. :crazy_face:

(Full Metal KETO AF) #6

@PetaMarie Technically the original meaning of meat was solid food. It was altered to mean animal flesh later but it’s not too uncommon still to hear the phrase “nut meats”. But referring to a concoction of grains, beans, vegetable oil and chemical flavorings as meat is really stretching it, I agree. :cowboy_hat_face:

#7

Artisanal??

omg they had to hype it up somehow. YUK, just throw a pretty word at it and it makes it right
not HAHA

too funny and icky at the same time.