Wait until you get the rundown on what’s on this monster:
Five 1/3rd pound hamburger patties.
Five all-beef hot dogs.
Five bratwurst.
Eight chicken tenders.
Eight slices of bacon.
20 slices of American cheese.
12 ounces of fries.
Lettuce.
Tomato.
Pickles.
Tanker sauce.
Serves on a 10 inch bun.
Except for the fries and bun, almost a keto challenge. Get all your weekly protein in one meal.
Yuuuuuckkkk! Doesn’t sound the least bit appetizing. What’s the point of trying to make a “burger” out of all that stuff that you couldn’t possibly pick up as a sandwich anyway?
Deborah –
It’s sort of like sending a man to the moon. Us dudes love a challenge, especially if it involves cooked and barbequed meats, or a woman in a wet t-shirt.
Now, if you think all of that stadium food sounds unappetizing, I first appeared on network TV in an episode of “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” in the 1980’s for my consumption of live salamanders at a college fraternity party.
That experience served me well, as I developed the ability to eat things living in bar aquariums that got me free drinks for the evening as well as attention from the ladies, because crazy chicks love guys who are hilariously unstable.
Keto On!
Q
That would be easy. Just save the bun and fries for last so you only bloat at the end.
University of Phoenix Stadium will serve the seven-pound (3 kilograms) Gridiron Burger for $75.
Ought to be free if you eat the whole thing.
If challengers are able to finish it in under an hour they’ll get a free Cardinals jersey and a featured spot on the team’s video board.
Yeah, no! I have had a hamburger that included bacon and a hot dog sliced in half, plus cheese and ate the whole thing. But that was when I was in my early 20s and could eat anything and everything and not gain weight. 
