Are zombies ketogenic?

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#1

Brains.

Cholesterol.

The brain is high in fat.

Are zombies wanting our brains because they, the zombies, are ketone fuelled?


Cheryl's 90 Day Carnivore Challenge: Started on Nov 01 going through to Feb 29, 2020
Cheryl's 90 Day Carnivore Challenge: Started on Nov 01 going through to Feb 29, 2020
#2

Yes but their food source is mainly grain fed meat full of antibiotics


(I came for the weight loss and stayed for my sanity... ) #3

But how would the ketones get around? They don’t have a regular blood circulation. Do they? :thinking: but then again brains have to be digested somehow…


#4

:joy:


#5

They walk or crawl, so their lymphatics may still be working with that muscle movement to at least carry fatty acids, and probably some ketones.


#6

Maybe zombie is the next phase for Keto Carnivores. :smiley:


Cheryl's 90 Day Carnivore Challenge: Started on Nov 01 going through to Feb 29, 2020
(I came for the weight loss and stayed for my sanity... ) #7

But aren’t zombies braindead? For me the ketogenic diet did the exact opposite…
Then again it also increases some of the more animalistic basic instincts :joy::joy:


#8

They have enough awareness to seek out brains as a food source and they have quite good physical stamina and high pain threshold. I think it is their ever increasing need for ketones (and enlivening their brains, mental clarity etc) that keeps them chasing people.


(less is more, more or less) #9

THAT is hilarious, but, show me the science!


#10

(Raj Seth) #11

Grains - Brains - sound similar. So they ate Grains - got killed - realized it was meant to be Brains (great Keto Macros0, and now they live on forever.

KETO is indeed the elusive fountain of Eternal Youth!


(Chris) #12

Zombies are the final stage of vegan malnourishment. The fat in brains is great but may not reverse all of the damage!


(Doug) #13

Zombies run on transferred ions via ion pumps. If they say this:

…then it helps move things around.


#14

Dirty keto, for sure!

Keto, the cure for zombies. We have nothing to worry about. :slight_smile:


#15

Cholesterol is good stuff. Curing zombies is a great evolution of the thread. This may change horror movies forever.

But Omega 3 fatty acids (DHA) may be even better.

Maybe even ALA (parent omega 3 fatty acid that can be sourced from plants. It is a substrate that can be used to generate ketones. And is why people can formulate a ketovegitarian diet))

Maybe zombies are chasing Omega 3 fatty acids and Omega 3 fatty acid substrates, as well as ketones and cholesterol? It certainly would improve their skin and hair health.

Ancestors in Africa cracked open skulls to eat brains to access Omega 3 fatty acids from a source that is remote from being able to hunt fish or forage molluscs (oysters etc). They also got long chain Omega 3 fatty acid substrates (ALA) from plant sources… ducks behind zombie proof shelter … something that is healthy in grains. @Rajseth @richard

Crikey, are we descended from zombies? Or should we actually all be eating more brains? Based on this thread: Looking for recipes with Cow Brains , we are not keen to eat brains. @CarrieBrown

The first ONE MINUTE of this YouTube clip has Dr. DiNicolantonio PhD takling with Mike Mutzel from High Intensity Health about this subject

In other fossils at the same site Dart saw evidence of meat-eating, such as baboon skulls bearing signs of fracture and removal of the brain case prior to fossilization, with v-shaped marks on the broken edges and small puncture marks in the skull vault.

ref:https://www.americanscientist.org/article/meat-eating-among-the-earliest-humans


#16

I’ll coin a new ketogenic book title right here.

"The Zombie Cure"


#17

AWESOME! :+1:


(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #18

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

(And yes, it’s a complete sentence, you [spoiler]pompous[/spoiler] software!)


#19

Paul, you’ve come over to the dark side! :laughing:


(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #20

Head cheese used to be considered a delicacy, you know. Laura Ingalls Wilder wrote about it in Little House in the Big Woods. Do you suppose the zombies know something we have forgotten?