Are you kidding me?
Every article that quotes one of these bloody dieticians makes my blood boil. They are supposed to be the professionals in all this, and they are just plain bloody wrong. It really pisses me off. 
But then the movement would be woefully lacking in anemic hipsters in women’s jeans and the PETA mafia.
Snap. And sunken cheeks, sunken cheeks are key. It’s how they identify one another across the Whole Foods produce section.
Truth. The jaundiced skin also produces a particular pheromone only recognizable by other jaundiced, winter-hat wearing-in-August, like-minded kinsmen.
Me every single time anyone tries to blame global warming damage on individuals eating meat:
Stop blaming and punishing poor people eating meat for ruining the environment when it can literally be placed on the shoulders of 100 companies.
I watched the whole Vegan Descent in an ex-friend of mine. He was already thin but when he hitched his wagon to that lifestyle, things got weird. I swear to cat, his skin went grey. GREY. And his eyes sunk so far into his face, all I could see were shiny little dark pebbles glaring out at me while he took nasty passive-aggressive digs at the blocks of cheese in my grocery basket.
Okay, back to Wheatless Wednesdays. That’s hysterical. So is dressing up like a pot-bellied Carb Zombie for Halloween and walking around slowly moaning, “GRAAAAINS!”
That was one of my favourite jokes, even pre-Keto. What do vegan zombies eat??? At least I think I’m funny. 
I used to have a t-shirt with a cartoon pillsbury dough boy zombie and “graiiiiins” written across the front… I loved that shirt.
Mankind is responsible for only 3%-5% of atmospheric CO2 in any given year. The vast majority comes from natural sources.
It’s still more of an interesting plot than this season of The Walking Dead tbh.
Yeah… 
I’ve watched every Walking Dead episode, and yeah… this year ain’t the same - I end up doing stuff on the computer while the damn thing is on.
