Another Milestone

(Sammy J Shuford) #1

Today has been a good day for bloating, my prime reason for the diet.

Hate to spoil it prep for colonoscopy tomorrow.

Tomorrow will be 3 months solid ketogenic diet.

(Robin) #2

Bottoms up! Your colonoscopy is a necessary bother, but at least we are unconscious for it.
The last thing I ever remember is saying, “Sorry ‘bout the hemorrhoids”.

(Bob M) #3

I found the prep to be brutal. Drinking gallons of “stuff” was tough, and I had to drink the last stuff at 4am or so. Did remind me that I need to get back to a 36 hour fast every once in a while, though.

(Robin) #4

My husband also found that drinking the solution was torture.
I thought it was no big deal.

My n=1 is women are superior. :wink:

(Joey) #5

My wife says N= :infinity: of women are superior. But I digress…

With 3 easy all-clear colonoscopies under my belt (yeah I wrote that), I maintain that I’m #1 in the #2 business.

(Robin) #6

You are hereby awarded the highly coveted title of Master of Clever Colonoscopy Quips. You may begin calling yourself Sir Joey. :face_with_monocle: