A real keto pride and horror moment


(Lauren) #1

So, I woke up this morning to this scene.


My 2yr old woke up earlier than usual and decided to quietly make himself a keto breakfast. He took bites out of 5 sticks of butter, nibbled away half a block of cheddar cheese, and ate/smooshed 2 packs of cream cheese. I’m so torn between pride and horror. All I could manage to do was flop on the floor laughing. And let me just say, cream cheese is a massive BITCH to clean out of carpet.


#2

Hahaha!
I’ve been reading the news this morning and getting pretty depressed. Thank you for making me laugh!
(Also, he’s very cute :slight_smile: )


(Lauren) #3

Glad it made you laugh.

He’s number 4 of 5, and being cute has saved all of them a few times.


#4

Aww! congratulations on a beautiful brood!


(Sophie) #5

They are all adorable, but the 2yo with his breakfast is friggin Hilarious! :laughing:


(Bacon for the Win) #6

seriously hilarious! I’ve always said being cute is a self defense mechanism…keeps us from eating our young! (who are probably keto BTW :wink: )


(Michelle) #7

so funny and cute!!! And I bet cream cheese is not fun to clean up from carpet!


#8

Oh no! SAVE THE BUTTER. Get it iced down, stat!


(Lauren) #9

We managed to save most of the butter. Well, what was left after we shaved off carpet fuzz and dog hair.


(Jennifer) #10

That is so cute! If that had happened with mine, my dogs would have eaten everything, eaten a hole in the carpet to get all the cream cheese and THEN would make an even bigger mess with the fat induced diarrhea. Lol…


(Lauren) #11

Ripley (the dog) did the initial crm cheese clean up, but she’s a delicate flower and licking carpet disturbs her. Scrubbing out all the smooshed-in bits wasn’t fun. It didn’t all come out, so I’m having the carpwts cleaned this week.


(Mary Ann) #12

Too funny!!!


(Evie Paratore) #13

And look how cute Keto makes you! Good you caught him before he got to the catsup. What a priceless pic!


(Rindaloo) #14

Wow, your children are gorgeous!! I am not a morning person and I would NOT have sat on the floor laughing. Well done you. I am thinking its a good thing you didnt have a stash of sugar free sweeties… :smile_cat:


(Tiffany Jonas) #15

Love the ketchup! So random


(Julie Pegler) #16

ooooh man. lol He looks like he’s in a butter coma. Sleep eating? lol. I had a yoga regular who would sleep-eat and drive! She woke up one time in the middle of a park eating mangoes. She didn’t have any mangoes in her fridge! creepy eh? Now save this picture for when he either graduates, or gets married :stuck_out_tongue: parenting payback!


(Cheryl) #17

Hahahahaha!!!