Keto Lonely Hearts

(Joanna Parszyk ) #21

@Mnketo46

Sound like a winner to me!
Alternatively butter hearts?

(Lynn) #22

“Plenty of Bacon” instead of “Plenty of Fish” :joy:

(Running from stupidity) #23

I suggested “plenty of cows on the farm” but I am yet to see it in widespread use.

Well, any use, actually.

#ketoaphorisms

(Carl Keller) #24

Hehe why not? They have GlutenFreeSingles.com for God sakes.

(Joanna Parszyk ) #25

Dear Lord…:woman_facepalming:

(Running from stupidity) #26

Not that my brain makes weird links, or anything, but I present to you this screenshot…

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#27

Would be nice. My biggest issue with dating is most girls eating habits just gross me tf out.

(Lynn) #28

@Thekid SAME! (Men of course).

#29

Yeap and when I do meet someone who is “health conscious” they usually are balls deep into some kind of high carb plant based diet and think I’m going to drop dead from eating steak and eggs and everyday lol… meanwhile I’m the one with the great skin and flat stomach lol

(Heather Meyer) #30

Oh i sympathize with you!

(Heather Meyer) #31

Totes true!

Them :"Mm let me just indulge in a bowl of kale with some lemon juice spritzed on top with a side of celery and hemp hearts":stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Me: “Mhmm nothing like a little more garlic butter with my steak!”

(Empress of the Unexpected) #32

I know - I was asked today if I am ill!! Why is being a normal weight considered “ill” in this society?

(Empress of the Unexpected) #33

@Juice rules, of course, but whatever happened to @mtncntrykid?? We are suddenly missing a whole lot of regulars. They apparently have the attention span of mosquitoes. Come back, valuable keto people!

(Joanna Parszyk ) #34

I literally peed my pants reading this :rofl::rofl::rofl:

(Running from stupidity) #35

TMI!

(Joanna Parszyk ) #36

@Thekid

If l find out a dude is a vegetarian (do l even dare say vegan) somehow his initial attractiveness goes souuuuuuth. Just my personal taste, l like then like l like my bacon: tasty and flexible :bacon:

Also: just imagine allll the potential future arguments over the food and our ideas what is “healthy”. Who has time or energy for that!?!

(Joanna Parszyk ) #37

@juice

I call it destiny!!! :grin::laughing:

(Ron) #38

I’m still here, just lurking. Was gone on vacation in Sept and have been playing catch-up this month, so life has been a little busier right now. I’m still keeping an eye on you though @Regina! :wink:

(Empress of the Unexpected) #39

Aha! A stalker! That is one grade up from a lurker. Well, read my accountability thread and you will know that I am not to be trusted when you are not around to keep me in line! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

https://www.ketogenicforums.com/t/reginas-accountability-thread/45962/613?u=regina