This is a good question
You know you’re a Keto’er when:
You have twice the energy of people half your age.
You can do the twice the amount of work of those people half your age in the half the time it would take them to the same work.
You Ketofy your fellow co-workers, and bring samples of FatDough recipe variations to work for them to try.
Sizzling bacon right out of the oven! Come and grab a strip now! Crunchy, salty, fatty, bring your own tongs.
You know you’re a ketoer when…
Your cat starts clucking through the window at the hummingbird on the feeder outside and your spouse starts explaining to the cat how “that bird is no good because she’s full of sugar.”
Love your name!
You finally realize, you can have a scrambled egg with bacon bits, black coffee/water, for breakfast and be satisfied for hours.
You have a salt shaker at every spot where you spend any amount of time. (My tv watching chair, stove, dining table, office desk…)
The skirt you bought when it was too small is now too big to wear.
You try on skirts at the store and fit a size 9 instead of a 14/16.
You’re scrolling on Pinterest and are terribly disappointed when the photo you see out of the corner of your eye turns out to NOT be brussels sprouts, but instead it was mint-chip ice cream. Bummer.
Sure did make me think that my brain really has been rewired!
When you have a pork butt in your sous vide on the kitchen counter and you are smoking pork belly strips in your smoker on the back deck!
When the bakery you drive by on the way to work elicits nothing more than a casual notice that something smells.
When you freeze bacon and eat it cold like it’s a candy bar.
I use to run by Krispy-Kreme doughnuts during my 5 am run and be tormented by the Hot n Now sign. Now the smell repulses me.
You know you’re a ketoer when you have nightmares of being chased by a loaf of bread and then a stick of Kerrigold butter in shining armour saves you.
So I think the app and notification would serve as a reminder of how resilient you are and how far you’ve come.
Heavy cream becomes a refreshing beverage.
Put a half cup of heavy cream into blender, add ice and a little cinnamon, whirl it up. Very nice.
It also makes my eggs taste fantastic!
A bowl of HWC after dinner
I have to go and find it when I am cooking these days as it seems to live on the table now…maybe easier to just buy another one
When one of the 39 or so Jurassic Park movies are aired…some type of marathon
Happens Basically everyday now
Breaks my fast each time lol
Most dinosaurs were salad Eaters or vegetarians
Grass fed, who knows ( I lost my science paper on this, dog ate it )
Time to Spark up the Grill now!!
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Some T-Rex steaks anyone🤣 on the bbq?