You know you're a ketoer when


#1096

I did the same…i removed all groups and sites like tasty, food blogs, etc from my lists. No more…


(squirrel-kissing paper tamer) #1097

When you divide an egg breakfast casserole into zip lock baggies and eat a square of it cold from the bag like a candy bar and it’s extremely delicious that way.


#1098

Every once in a while I get a bit of sweet tooth but I keep a container I made several weeks ago of sliced almonds I toasted in the skillet with coconut oil and then sprinkled ground Himalayan sea salt and then screened a bit of monk fruit sweetening powder on. My stash is almost as full as when I first made it. I have only taken a teaspoon of it a couple of times since I made it and it does satisfy my (rare) sweet tooth.


(Candice) #1099

I have not arrived, and may never. :grin:

How can someone be so horribly grating on a podcast? I’ve never been so repulsed by someone talking!!


(Candice) #1100

I did it at Christmastime, when I returned the beautiful bright red KitchenAid mixer I had just received b:cry:


(Aubrey Simmons) #1101

What you so loud fah? :unamused:


(Roxanne) #1102

I just bought myself one for Christmas (in Majestic Yellow), with grinder and grating attachments. Fantastic for grinding and mixing your own sausage meats, grating cheese, shredding cabbage, and mixing up a triple batch of cheese bread for the freezer.


(Jane) #1103

And the zoodler attachment is SWEET!

Makes a huge pile of zoodles with minimal clean up.

Also use my Kitchen Aid for keto cheesecakes.


(Roxanne) #1104

I haven’t splurged in the spiralizer attachment yet - I’m glad to here the good review. I find the other attachments wonderful to use and easier to clean than the food processor.


(Daniel Winter) #1105

Something about pure bacon grease gives an odd feeling when its alone. With whats left in the pan after a pack of cooked bacon a spoon of tomatoe paste and a couple spoons of cream cheese, water to help mix and salt. Its like the cheese flavor from mac n cheese but 5 star :grin:


(Clare) #1106

You know you’re a ketoer when you just wanna shout ‘STOP EATING SO MUCH SH*T!!!’ into the faces of people who whine they’re always tired!! :face_with_hand_over_mouth:


(Melora) #1107

You know you’re a ketoer when your husband puts his steak fat on your plate w/out even asking.


(KCKO, KCFO) #1108

Yup, and my husband hands over the leg bones so I can eat the ends off of them collagen, yummm.


(Troy) #1109

First
Welcome to the forum!:smile:

Nice

Ahh…again this Reminds me of my childhood😊
We would leave the fat on our plates for my grandma
All 6-8 of us!:slightly_smiling_face:
So it was a FULL plate of steak fat
A slab basically

We all Thought it was so gross🤢
Now?
She was a trend setter
Minus…the part cooking w crisco and Margerine😳


(Karen) #1110

When you think of broccoli not for the fiber, but as a mop for butter.


(Bacon is the new bacon) #1111

. . . and the cheese sauce! Don’t forget the cheese sauce. :grin:


(Melora) #1112

I feel bad for women who don’t eat!


#1113

When I have some cheese with my sister and taste one of her grapes, then hear her complain that these little sugar cubes pretending to be berries are too sour.


#1114

When you spend an entire weekend eating as much as you possibly can, and still manage to lose weight from friday to monday.


(Troy) #1115

When back in the SAD days, I would DEFINITELY drive to get me some fresh donuts!
Had this app and or notification been around then

More importantly, on should ask, why the HECK do I have this app and notification on my phone :flushed:

I Don’t Know
Sigh
But they are drive thru ready fresh, right out of the oven😂
Haha