Maybe it’s the liquid-butter drinkers who don’t?
When you walk out of the butcher shop with a giant beef heart and have no idea what you are going to do with it - but you are giddy with excitement.
My dog tells me when she hasn’t had enough fat in her (raw foods) diet by eating my lip balm.
Switch it up a bit. You know you’re a ketoer/IF/ADF/EF when your kids set the dining table for dinner and ask “Dad are you eating tonight?”.
You know you’re a ketoer when your notebook at work is covered in greasy splodges of various fat!
Love that meme, I can hear the voice.
… You consider marrying someone for their last name only (Bacon)
You know you’re a ketoer when you use the bun to clean your fingers after you have deconstructed your burger.
My mom always taste tests the meatball dough before frying them, she loves raw meat despite nor being carni.
And I noticed tgar I’m a ketoer today when taking a shower. The small amount of water I got in ny mouth tasted sweet. Almost as if someone had tossed a heap of xylitol into my hot water tank.
Ha ha! I did this one time at Aldi with two small containers of heavy whipping cream and a few other keto friendly items because I forgot my reusable bag and didn’t want to buy a plastic one.
When your table at the local steakhouse looks like this before the steaks come out:
Rolls untouched and salad croutons left in the bowls
You know you’re a ketoer when you buy your pants a little tight on purpose but at the end of the month they are a little loose.
Or you bought a pair within two weeks ago, that fit perfectly fine. Today you put them on and they are starting to look and feel baggie, and you have not lost even a lb.
I should add: you know you are a veteran ketoer because we used to request no croutons or rolls so we wouldn’t be tempted. Now, we don’t even pay any attention to them.
True dat! I can cook bacon, beef jerky, sausage etc. for the fam. while being fasted - and not tempted. Most recently, I made steakhouse grade ribeyes for the kids, and my wife and I remained fasted. Had our ribeyes the next evening, off the fast.
You erase all the cooking shows covering how to make Pate a choux, Xmas cookies, desserts of all kinds and other carbage recipes which creates 50% more available recording space on your recording device which was previously at 92% full!
Just did it this morning. I figured I was fooling myself by holding onto all that ‘info’ and to further my commitment, I need to reinforce a permanent Keto WOE. There will be NONE of that poison in my diet from here on out…ever.