You spend a couple of hours writing a blog/forum post about eating enough to do weight loss/train your body … while a breakfast steak waits in the sous vide because you didn’t get around to eating it yesterday because your appetite was so suppressed that you ate breakfast and lunch at stupidly-late times…
When you eat such a large breakfast that you’re not hungry at lunch, and you go for a 45 min walk instead. And, when you return, your BS is 80!
I would kill for 80!
Whey to go!
We were camping this summer and it got rainy so we had a tarp over our picnic table and Coleman stove so we could stay dry when we ate.
Fast forward a few months, I was hanging my tarps up in my kids’ school to make “walls” for a haunted house I am creating in an empty classroom. Apparently we cooked a lot of bacon under that tarp because now that classroom smells like bacon.
Mmmm bacon tarp…
The retired fire chief does not approve. Exit access blocked, sprinkler flows blocked, to say nothing of the flamability of fat impregnated plastic. Sorry to be ‘that’ guy.
You know you’re a ketoer when you see this device, immediately gasp, look at the end product and say “Oh look at that - that is beautiful!” Then partner looks at me, rolls eyes and says “on that note, I’m going to bed!” Food porn.
I woke up after having the most delicious dream the other night - I dreamt it was my birthday, and a distant friend had cooked up a huge slow cooked-roast beef feast. In my dream I ate plenty while everyone else feasted too, and then I sat in a car with another friend and hogged put on all the leftover meat. Woke up, decided slowroasted beef was on the menu for that night. Made the best roast beef I think I’ve ever made - went to bed very happy. Beef is my new religion.
an old tooth brush and some good anti grease dish-soap does the trick…
As soon as you take it off, brush the dish soap into the stain, trow it back into your pile of laundry, wash as usual…
One of those stain sticks works really well, the ones that look like a deodorant stick. I always rub the stain before I take my shirt off. Sitting in the hamper for a few days helps.
You know you are a Ketoer when: you keep salt in your car so you can “snack” on the ground beef you bought in the grocery store… or is that just me!!!
Or, if you are a woman, you carry a pink salt shaker & a bottle of liquid stevia drops in your purse/bag!
AND, have salt & stevia stored in your desk drawer at work!
No exits blocked - promise! They can go right through the tarps if need be.
I was campaigning to do it in the creepy concrete basement with the boiler, but that was asking too much LOL
When you check your luggage because you have leftover heavy cream and can’t carry on, but are willing to wait for your luggage in baggage claim to keep from throwing it away!