When you walk into an Attic Salt store and feel both foolish and disappointed when you realize that they sell clothing but no salt.
When you tell your wife that she can finally have that pet pot bellied pig she has been wanting while you are reading an article on the internet about how to process pork in the back yard.
When you get aggravated when you find out that your city ordinances will only let you keep four hens and you had already calculated that your family needs at least nine. Then you start researching … how often does an emu lay an egg … because the limit is four birds, not four chickens.
When you start sneeking carbage into the trash that your wife still buys for your kids.
All true experiences.
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