Soon to be known as the Einstein/Bacon bridge.
Fels Naphtha works on everything …Carpets…clothes.
I use dawn on grease spots!
You know you are a ketoer when… You are happy some of your clothes shrunk in the wash so they fit a little better.
Pre-keto I used to dread my clothes shrinking, but now its a blessing.
Mascarpone in coffee. How did I miss this?
You know you’re a ketoer when you pay half price for your mince compared with low-fat folks…
Ha! Love it!
Is that from Aldi??? I’ll have to get over there and pick some up!
Yes. Well spotted @Elle79
Cheers Ben, think I’ll be taking a trip after work to stock up!
And dont forget to bring a travel mug full of Butter, coconut oil, coffee. I recently made this for the first time. It is so frigging good. Much better than my usual coffee ever was!
When you have a “fat” shelf, lard, beef dripping, bacon nectar, coconut oil, butter, ghee and a couple of different olive oils!
isn’t it just!!!
Just bought my self a big, really fancy butter dish - was admiring it and almost dropped it when I read the second last line. Literally roflmao
When you spend 45 mins in Tesco’s looking for something even vaguely appealing, realise you’re not actually hungry and think fuck it, 24 hr fast it is then.
I was a bit hungry at the shopping mall and went for a wander around the food court … donut king, muffin break, subway, blargh yuck not hungry any more. Went home.
Damn keto making me not eat & saving me money!
It happened this weekend. You know you’re a ketoer when it finally gets cool enough to wear the 2 nice jackets you bought at the thrift store for a couple of months ago - they were a little snug. - and they literally are 2-3 sizes too big. Glad I didn’t spend much because I never wore one and only wore the other a couple of hours and couldn’t keep it on my shoulders…
“Cholesterol Free” scares you.