You know you’re a ketoer when you lick the salt residue off the lip of your water bottle with way more relish than is normally necessary.
You know you’re a ketoer when you can SMELL the sugar in the spaghetti sauce your neighbors are making next door.
You know you’re a ketoer when you go from blaming the dryer for shrinking your pants to thanking it for helping you out.
Your fridge is full of amazing cheese, bacon, and butter but you can only stare at it longingly because you’re fasting!!
When your go to meal changes from pasta to cheeseburger.
That is exactly what I do sometimes while fasting.
You know you’re a ketoer when:
You pee on sticks, (and you haven’t missed a period)
You know you’re a ketoer when your bacon grease container gets too full. You buy a new one and strainer and it’s over following in a week…
The other issue I have is tons of delicious food and a reduced appetite lolol! Oh dear
Don’t you just hate it when the fridge is full of bacon and you’re simply not hungry?
Yes!! It’s so crazy because in my food addiction I could never eat enough!! Which isn’t funny, but hey, maybe in a dark, ironic way.
You know you’re a Ketoer when you go from removing all the fat off your steak and feeding it to the dog, to eating all the fat on your steak and feeding the dog only the leanest bits! Poor Puppers
You know you’re a Ketoer when you get out of the shower, grab a towel, wrap it around you comfortably and realize with delight that it’s just a standard towel, not one of the mega-large, over-sized ones!
Amen to that!
can’t wait til that day arrives, @JustPeachy – know it’s been well over 20 years since that’s happened!
You’ll get there! Just stay the course and KCKO.
You know you’re a ketoer when the apron that barely fit around you before to tie in the back, now wraps around to the front of your body for easier tying.