Humor :-)


(Full Metal KETO AF) #1472

@beccs You didn’t succumb to that vile poisonous drink I hope, Lazy Dirty Keto or Not! :face_vomiting: :joy::joy::grin::cowboy_hat_face:


(less is more, more or less) #1473

That ingredient list reminds me of an old Monty Python skit, about a similar “sh*t into Shinola” approach to describing ingredients.

AKA; “Crunchy Frog"


(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝) #1474

@David_Stilley I most certainly did not :face_vomiting::joy:

@Screenack yes that is perfect :joy:


(Full Metal KETO AF) #1475

@beccs The emoji is even the right color for the “drink???” :joy::joy::grin:


(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝) #1476

It is Oscar the grouch’s bath water, after all :joy:


(Full Metal KETO AF) #1477

I didn’t watch Sesame Street as a kid, I was about three years past the viewing age when it came out. I did enjoy teasing my little sister for watching it though as I quickly departed from the living room counting to 10 with the count, and saying my ABC’s! :cowboy_hat_face:


#1478

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(Full Metal KETO AF) #1479

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:cowboy_hat_face:


(Eric - The patient needs to be patient!) #1480

Pot Roast


(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝) #1481

Boy is this true :sweat_smile:


(Carl Keller) #1482

I pledge allegiance…


#1483

This just made my day :joy:


Programs are: disinfection, shampoo, fleas&ticks,conditioner, rinse, blow-dry and pause/stop


(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #1485


(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #1486

Omg yes!!!


(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #1487

There is an extra-hot circle in hell reserved for such people.


(Little Miss Scare-All) #1488

Happy birthday @PaulL!


(Brennan) #1489


(PJ) #1490

MY COWORKERS WHEN I FIRST TOLD THEM I ATE KETO


(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #1491


(Eric - The patient needs to be patient!) #1492

How to describe twitter to someone that has never used it before

Trust me, this is funny.